Worker #1: "He'll be here at 11, probably."
Worker #2: "That'd be a new record."
Worker #1: "No. He got here at 10:30 once."
Worker #2: "No. He didn't 'get here' at 10:30. He slept here overnight with that chick from billing and his dad kicked him out of the office after his board meeting. So technically, he got here at 2:00 the day before and just never left."
- Downtown Office
-- Submitted by Crazy