Girl: "I'm having a bad hair day. I've put in products and washed it and dried it and put in more products but it just doesn't seem to want to become a good hair day."
Guy: "Do you ever wonder when your hair is going to fall out from all the shit you put in it?"
Girl: "No. I'm more concerned with good hair and looking beautiful."
Guy: "Great. Just remember that bald is beautiful. Unless you're a girl. In college. Who's bald. And not beautiful. And you have to hide in your room all day because you look like Britney Spears on an umbrella rampage.
-- Submitted by Prod