Monday, March 13, 2006

On a Pace near Halsted and Roosevelt

(man gets on bus with bright, multi-colored pants)

Woman: "Oh Lawd! You the voodoo child come to hypnotize me with those pants! YOUR PANTS ARE OF THE DEVIL! DON'T SIT NEAR ME SATAN'S SPAWN! YOU GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH YOUR HYPNOTIZE PANTS! EVERYONE BEWARE!"

-- Submitted by M.G.

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