Thursday, March 23, 2006

161 N. Clark Street

Employee gets coffee from the kitchenette.

Coffee Drinker: (Slurp.) "Ahhhh" (Slurp.) "Ahhhh" (Slurp.) "Ahhh"

Desk Jockey: "Good coffee??"

Coffee Drinker: "Yeah." (Slurp.) "Ahhhhhhh."

Angry Co-Worker: "IF YOU SLURP THAT COFFEE ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU DRINK IT THROUGH YOU'RE FREAKING EYEBALLS!"

-- Submitted by anonymous

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