Employee gets coffee from the kitchenette.
Coffee Drinker: (Slurp.) "Ahhhh" (Slurp.) "Ahhhh" (Slurp.) "Ahhh"
Desk Jockey: "Good coffee??"
Coffee Drinker: "Yeah." (Slurp.) "Ahhhhhhh."
Angry Co-Worker: "IF YOU SLURP THAT COFFEE ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU DRINK IT THROUGH YOU'RE FREAKING EYEBALLS!"
-- Submitted by anonymous
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