Grandma: "Sweetie, I'm tired. Hold on one second."
6 year old grandaughter: "Gramma, we have to keep going, grampa said so."
Grandma: "What do you mean 'grampa said so?'"
Grandaughter: "Grampa told me we should walk to the store because you're fat, but I'm not supposed to tell you."
-- Submmitted by Grant P.