Woman: "I need to quit smoking."
Friend: "You don't smoke that much, do you?"
Woman: "Well, I've gone from 2 packs down to about 7 cigarettes a day."
Friend: "There you go! You're almost there."
Woman: "With cigarettes. I use weed instead."
Friend: "I guess it's better for your lungs. Plus, you're saving on paying that huge cigarette tax!"
- Loyola Campus
-- Submitted by H.D.