Salesman 1: "That's the 7th meeting you've been late to. I'm sick and tired of covering for you!"
Salesman 2: "I'm sorry. It's not my intention to be late I jus..."
Salesman 1: "But then when you come to the meeting, you don't add anything! I'm pulling these sales by myself!! I've made you so much money I should be driving your car and banging your wife!"
-- Submitted by Rick K.