Boss: "There just isn't enough time in a day to get things done."
Higher Level Employee: "Yeah. I wish the day could be extended so we can get things done before we go home."
Lower Level Employee: "Extended?! Isn't enough time?! I wish the days were 2 hours long and one of those hours was lunch."
Boss: "Yeah? After you finished your daily work, what would you do with the other 50 minutes you had every day?"
- Office near State and Van Buren
-- Submitted by anonymous