(Wasted Haitian guy with a thick, French accent. 1:30 AM)
Haitian: "Look at me, in this sea of white motherfuckers!"
Group: "Uh, we have a black guy and an asian!"
Haitian: "Lemme ask a question. Who here loves a big dick?"
Haitian: "Ok, ok, ok, lemme ask another question. Who here loves a small dick?"
Group: (creeped out laugh)
Haitian: "Who is gay up in this motherfucker!?!"
Group: "Um, dude, um..."
Haitian: "You know what I hate about americans? (speech begins slurring) They are all so damn inngorant. Ingerant. Ignorant! Oops! Theres my train!"
- Red Line, Berwyn Stop
-- submitted by C.F.