1st Guy: "I might go as Superman or someting like that."
2nd Guy: "I'm not sure. What about Steven Hawking?"
1st Guy: "What the fuck?! Are you fucking crazy!? "He's in a wheel chair you asshole!"
2nd Guy: "No, no. I'm going as Steven Hawking before he was a paraplegic. You know, when he could walk."
- on the bus
-- Submitted by CalCal