Wednesday, March 15, 2006

At a rehab facility in River North

Physical Therapist: "I'm sorry, I just can't take you today. You're 30 minutes late and I'm booked pretty solid."

Patient: "But I can't come later this week. It wasn't really my fault."

Therapist: "What was the problem?"

Patient: "I had to drop the Cosby kids off at the the pool. They put up a pretty big fight though, so it took longer than anticipated."

Therapist: "Next time tell me you had a flat tire or something."

-- Submitted by J.M.

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