Mmmm....tasty.

(Two girls shopping)

First girl: "Don't eat your hair, you'll get lice!"

Second girl: "I'm NOT eating it, I'm just putting it in my mouth. And you can't get lice by eating your own hair."

First girl: "Well, maybe not lice, but tapeworm for sure."

- Jewel in Westchester

-- submitted by Renee O.