Nerdy Kid:  "I think this train is a nuclear train."
Nerdy Friend:  "No way.  They only let the special guys ride those."
Nerdy Kid:  "NOOO!  I'm telling you, it's nuclear!!  They have a laboratory on this train!!!"
Mom:  "No sweetie.  That says lavatory.  It's a bathroom."
- On the Metra
-- Submitted by P.J.
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