Girl: "I just don't understand what the big deal is about school mascot's. Most of them don't make sense anyway."
Guy: "It's just a way to represent yourself when you go school to school."
Girl: "That doesn't make sense. Look at UIC! What the hell is a flame, anyway?"
Guy: "Something you find in a fire."
Girl: "Shut up."
-- Submitted by D.M.
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