Manager: (on phone) "No. He was supposed to get it done."
Manager: "Before I went on vacation, I took him down and he said he was going to get it done! I come back and NOTHING is finished!"
Manager: "Look. This has become a disaster and it needs to be fixed. The only way I can see it getting done is getting me, you, and Tom in a room and having a threeway."
Manager: "What? How am I a pervert?"
- Merchandise Mart
-- Submitted by I.K.