Wednesday, March 15, 2006

On Van Buren and State

Homeless Lady: "Please help the homeless."

Man: (Drops change in cup) "Here you go."

Homeless Lady: "Thank you. The homeless of Chicago will benefit."

Man: "You're welcome. Spend it wisely!"

Homeless Lady: "Oh, it's not for me. I take from the rich and give to the poor. I'm like a toothless Robin Hood."

-- Submitted by Robbie

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