Foreman: "We need some replacement light bulbs for all the burn outs."
Electrician 1: "Okay."
Foreman: "We need them NOW. Get on it"
Electrician 1: "We're out. Do you want me to pull them out of my ass?"
Electrician 2: "You have so many other objects stuck up there, it would be WAY too much trouble."
-- Submitted by F.G.