Monday, March 20, 2006

On the UIC Campus

Student Guy: "I can't believe we're stuck here. Spring break was supposed to be party time! Everyone I know is somewhere getting wasted."

Student Girl: "That's okay. We have each other. I'm not going anywhere."

Student Guy: "Uh, yeah. There's just some pretty big differences when I don't go anywhere."

Student Girl: "Like what? We can get drunk and have fun in Chicago."

Student Guy: "Right. But getting drunk and having fun is a lot different than getting drunk, doing three chicks, hitting a beach, getting more drunk, and then doing three more chicks....all before lunch."

-- submitted by Gary L.

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