(Drunken army boards train)
1st Drunk Guy: (nonsensical gibberish trying to strike up a conversation with girls)
2nd Drunk Guy: (fake sneeze) "AHHHHHHH shut the fuck up chooooooo"
1st Drunk Guy: "Hey man, what the fuck is your problem?!"
2nd Drunk Guy: "Sorry, I'm just getting over a cold."
1st Drunk Guy: "My bad. Bless you."
-- Submitted by G.W.