Thursday, March 09, 2006

At Denny's at 1:30 AM

Man #1: (Mumbles) "I've gut syrup in my mustache..."

Man #2: (Laughs hard, then coughs) "Goddammit! You mad me snarf an onion ring!"

Man #1: ''What?"

Man #2: ''I've got fucking breading in my sinus cavity!''

--Submitted by Marty J.
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