From a Dr.'s Office (No HIPAA violations present)

(Patient calls Dr.'s Office)

Dr.'s Assistant: "Dr. xxx's office, can I help y..."

Patient: "shhhhh....they're all around me."

Assistant: "Is it an emergency?"

Patient: "SHHHHH!!! They can hear you!"

Assistant: "Who?"

Patient: "The dust."

-- Submitted by S.W.