Monday, March 13, 2006

On the Purple Line

(Man and woman board together)

Woman: "I'm going to stand today."

Man: "Every day you bitch and moan about people not giving up seats for you. Today there are 15 seats open and you stand. What the hell is your problem?"

Woman: "I just feel like standing today is all."

Man: "Well, I just feel like cracking you across the knees with a lead pipe."

-- submitted by John

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I was standing right next to them! It was friggin hilarious!