(Man and woman board together)
Woman: "I'm going to stand today."
Man: "Every day you bitch and moan about people not giving up seats for you. Today there are 15 seats open and you stand. What the hell is your problem?"
Woman: "I just feel like standing today is all."
Man: "Well, I just feel like cracking you across the knees with a lead pipe."
-- submitted by John
1 comment:
I was standing right next to them! It was friggin hilarious!
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