Well played, sir.

Girl: "We can't be with each other anymore. You're too nice of a guy and I don't think we work well with each other."

Guy: "I'm too nice to you? Well, you smell like a rotten fish in bed."

Girl: "You're a dick."

Guy: "Does this mean we're getting back together?"

- Leone Park, Rogers Park

-- Submitted by LMAO

It's warming up. Maybe you need a new T-Shirt for the summer?