Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Dear Lance Briggs: Shut up. Love, Bears Fans.

Bears Fan #1: "He's totally getting disrespected. No long term contract? No stability? The guy has been awesome."

Bears Fan #2: "Disrespect? He plays in a defense that caters to the weak side. He plays next to one of the best middle linebackers in the game. He's an interchangeable piece in a fantastic defense. By getting the tag, they're telling him, 'We can't afford to lose you.' How is he getting disrespected?"

Bears Fan #1: "He should get a new contract. The franchise tag is hokey and disrespectful."

Bears Fan #3: "I wish I was disrespected to the tune of $7.2 million. Will you guys franchise tag me?"

Bears Fan #2: "Sure. But what's the average salary of the top 5 idiots in your position? 12 bucks?"

- Buffalo Wild Wings, Skokie

-- Submitted by Jerry

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