Guy: "And the keys to being a manager? That's easy. Do little work. Hook up with the right people. Blame everyone else. Kiss the owners ass, when applicable. Show up late. Accumulate huge expense reports which have little to do with work."
Girl: "Don't forget the two important ones: Talk about how you finished at the top of your class at Shitty U. and barely speak proper English. I had one guy who couldn't write one letter words without using a dictionary."
- Subway Restaurant, 177 N. Wells
-- Submitted by Mike