Guy: "I don't get it. This holiday is all about Jesus, right? So what's with the rabbit and the eggs and the coloring and shit? Shouldn't it be a solemn event instead of an easter bunny party?
Girl: "Yeah. It is about Jesus. But what are you gonna do?"
Guy: "At least have SOME semblance of Jesus in there. Strap the bunnies to crosses or something. Or give them the stigmata."
-- Submitted by Dana