Man #1: "...but you didn't have to set me up with her."
Man #2: "You said you wanted to meet her. I thought it may be a good match."
Man #1: "I talked to her on the phone once. Said she had a cute voice."
Man #2: "She does."
Man #1: "But she looks like she just got hit in the face with a frying pan. Her eyes come out farther than her nose!"
- Metra Union Pacific Northwest
-- Submitted by Crazy Larry