Hobo: "Be an angel and give me some change darlin'. A little help."
Upstanding Girl: "Why don't I give you my card? I work with a group who gets the homeless back on their feet. We even have a place for you to stay."
Hobo: "Homeless? HOMELESS? Bitch, if I was homeless, I'd be dead. Damn Chicago weather goes to a million below. You think I could survive that with two newspapers and a box? You must be out yo' god damn mind!"
- State and Jackson
-- Submitted by frizz