Man: "It's good that you guys come down here. You know we're not all bad down here."
Girl #1: "We know that."
Man: "Just because I wear jewelry and have more than $2 in my pocket doesn't mean I'm a gangster."
Girl #2: "Jewelry's fun! I love earrings."
Man: "Now don't get me wrong, I'm not like one of those fruity men, I like women a lot, sometimes I like them too much, it gets me in trouble. Though not as much now that I'm getting older. I don't really get that excited by women anymore, in fact, I can't get excited anymore."
- South Side
-- Submitted by Student