Monday, March 19, 2007

Welcome to Bitch. Population: This chick.

Girl: "I just can't wait for it all to be over. Real world. Real job. Real friends. It's going to be awesome."

Guy: "Real friends? What the fuck is that supposed to mean? What the hell am I?"

Girl: "You're great and all, but what can you do for me when we leave college? I'm on a path to success and can't drag along dead weight."

Guy: "Then I'd leave your brain somewhere. "

- Loyola University

-- Submitted by Ramblin' Man

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