Girl: "I just can't wait for it all to be over. Real world. Real job. Real friends. It's going to be awesome."
Guy: "Real friends? What the fuck is that supposed to mean? What the hell am I?"
Girl: "You're great and all, but what can you do for me when we leave college? I'm on a path to success and can't drag along dead weight."
Guy: "Then I'd leave your brain somewhere. "
- Loyola University
-- Submitted by Ramblin' Man
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