Teen #1: "I so wanna be Britney right now."
Teen #2: "I know. She gets all the boys, has all this money, and parties, parties, parties."
Teen #1: "Seriously. She may be a little nuts right now, but shaved heads are so cool. Maybe we should shave our heads?"
Teen #2: "Yeah. Then we can be just like her!"
Teen #1: "We just need to date rock stars and rappers."
Guy: "You want to imitate the nut job, go ahead. But if you EVER call Kevin Federline a rapper again, I'm going to end you painfully."
- Gurnee Mills
-- Submitted by Radon