Girl: "We were totally getting hot and heavy. You know how I get when I get a little drinky drink."
Guy: "You mean 'whoreish.'"
Girl: "Whatever. But we're totally making out, and then start doing it. That's when it happened. He started breathing on me. I must have been to drunk to taste it, but that smell. It was like a cat ate a dead rat and then died in his mouth. I got so turned off, I turned into the Sahara down there."
-- Submitted by Cath