Bears Fan #1: "Lance Briggs needs to shut up, take his measly 7.2 million, and play."
Bears Fan #2: "Seriously. I know he's worried about long term security, but you can do a lot with 7.2 million over a long time."
Bears Fan #1: "Yeah. Go out and perform again now, asshole. I'm going to boo him until I'm blue and orange in the face."
Bears Fan #2: "Unless he scores a touchdown. Then we cheer."
Bears Fan #1: "Or an interception. Or sack. Other than that, booing til we can't breathe."
-- Submitted by airhockey