Girl: "Today is the most beautiful day ever. Perfect temp. Great wind. The sun is out. Awesome."
Guy: "Yeah. It's great out, but you realize it's going to get back down to the thirties in a couple days, right?"
Girl: "What?! Stupid Chicago. Why does the weather here like to stroke your hair and kiss your face and then punch you in the stomach while it sticks a 2X4 up your ass?"
- Grant Park
-- Submitted by Lacy