Guy: "What did you bring for lunch?"
Girl: "A banana."
Guy: "Won't you be hungry?"
Girl: "No. I'll eat it really slowly. That way, it'll last the whole day and I won't worry about eating until I get home."
Guy: "The whole day? Won't it get brown and nasty? Do you want me to buy you a sandwich?"
Girl: "I said I'm eating a god damn banana. Stop forcing your devil food into me!"
- 1 N. Wacker Drive
-- Submitted by Xavy