Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Next time, offer broccoli.

Guy: "What did you bring for lunch?"

Girl: "A banana."

Guy: "Won't you be hungry?"

Girl: "No. I'll eat it really slowly. That way, it'll last the whole day and I won't worry about eating until I get home."

Guy: "The whole day? Won't it get brown and nasty? Do you want me to buy you a sandwich?"

Girl: "I said I'm eating a god damn banana. Stop forcing your devil food into me!"

- 1 N. Wacker Drive

-- Submitted by Xavy

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