Best of both worlds?

Guy: (on cell) "You've asked me 'What's up?' 15 times in a row. Are you looking for something? Do you want me to tell you some juicy tidbit that I've been hiding for the past 14 'What's up's?' Fine. You know what? I'm dumping you for a tranny. That's right. A chick with a dick. I was going to tell you at 'What's up?' number 3, but I was nervous. After 15, I now realize that I don't have to be. Me and my shemale are going back to my place to rock out with our cocks out."

- Grant Park

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