Thursday, March 08, 2007

Must be getting close to graduation.

Guy: "I'm just stuck. I have no job lined up, don't want to use my degree, and feel like sleeping all day."

Girl: "So go get a master's in something you want to do. Or explore different things and stick with something. I mean, you've go to like something, right?"

Guy: "I like collecting rocks and seashells, I like watching porn, and I like beer. You think I can combine the three into some sort of career?"

- UIC

-- Submitted by Gil

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