Guy: "I'm just stuck. I have no job lined up, don't want to use my degree, and feel like sleeping all day."
Girl: "So go get a master's in something you want to do. Or explore different things and stick with something. I mean, you've go to like something, right?"
Guy: "I like collecting rocks and seashells, I like watching porn, and I like beer. You think I can combine the three into some sort of career?"
-- Submitted by Gil