Guy #1: "I do call her. I call her in the morning to see if she's home. I call her at lunch to see if she's at work. I even call her at night, to say, good night, I love you, stuff like that. I even call her when I want to share funny stories or my feelings. She never answers the phone."
Guy #2: "You might as well go stand in the bushes in front of her condo."
Guy #1: "No, dude. That would be stalking. Guys like that are creepy."
- Red Line
-- Submitted by Paul
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