Bracket Buster: "I'm this close to winning the pool."
Sad Guy: "I thought this was my year. I watched the NCAA religiously. I even played the video game to give me extra insight. Why is it that you're always in it?"
Bracket Buster: "You go in thinking too much. Who will upset who, road records, shooting percentages, blah, blah, blah. You need to relax and realize that it just takes luck and figuring out the winners instead of trying to guess the losers."
Sad Guy: "How do you propose I do that?"
Bracket Buster: "Easy. Give this winner the money before you even try. Loser."
- East Bank Club
-- Submitted by Cliff