Man flirting with woman: "Yeah, I'm a rapper and a gospel singer. I also have my own recording label with 15 artists. I'm in talks to merge with some of the 'big time' labels and then everything will really take off."
Woman: (puzzled look) "Then why are you in a security guard uniform waiting for the brown line at 6 in the morning?"
Man: "It's to keep up a front. Make me remember the common man"
-- Submitted by Jack R.
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