Friday, July 21, 2006

Uh...Police?

Man: (on cell) "I swear to GOD! If we don't hang out tomorrow night, I will cut you. (pause) Horseshit! I will rip out your liver and make you eat it while I feast on your heart. (pause) Good choice. 9PM it is."

- Marketplace on Oakton, Skokie

-- Submitted by Howie

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