Bums making sense

(One bum looks through trash as another looks on. First bum pulls out a cigarette carton.)

Bum #1: (holds up carton) "Please, please, PLEASE!"

Bum #2: "Please what?"

Bum #1: "I'm hopin' there's a cigarette in here."

Bum #2: "Who would throw away a carton before smoking all the smokes?"

Bum #1: "I used to."

Bum #2: "That's why you ain't got no cash. You're wasteful."

- Erie and Wells

-- Submitted by Carlos