Office Guy: "I'm telling you, potty training the kid has been nerve racking."
Office Mate: "But it's going well, right?"
Office Guy: "Yeah. But I think I'm pushing for it too much."
Office Mate: "How's that?"
Office Guy: "When I got home from work yesterday, I told my wife I had to go poopy in the potty. I felt like a total douchebag."
- AT&T/SBC Building
-- Submitted by Smooth Operator