Handyman: "...it just didn't seem that hard when I saw them do it on TV."
Buddy: "Look, dude. It isn't easy, but you need to know what you're doing. It can get tricky."
Handyman: "I know, but demolishing stuff seemed easy enough. I wasn't going to do everything myself."
Buddy: "So what's the damage?"
Handyman: "Well, I was going to save about $3,000 doing it myself. Because I screwed up the walls and floors so bad, it's going to cost me $5,000 to have it fixed."
Buddy: "Your wife is going to divorce you, you know."
- Red Line
-- Submitted by Jason