Guy: "...and I can't believe I keep coming back here."
Girl: "Come on. It's fun. There's food, music, people, the lake. And we're not at work."
Guy: "If I was at work, there would be a radio, coworkers, and a view of the lake. As for food, I could pay less than seven dollars for a 'taste' of pizza and expense it later!"
- Taste of Chicago
-- Submitted by Amy