If they take out the turkey, cheese, and veggie's, it'll be even skinnier.

Sandwich Maker: "What can I get you?"

Blonde: "Can I have a skinny turkey and a turkey on wheat with provalone? How do you make it 'skinny?'''

Sandwich maker: "Remove some bread."

Blonde: "How do you do that?"

- Lincoln Square Potbelly's

-- Submitted by Crazybeautiful