"Special" Guy: (pushing people) "Excuse me! Excuse me! This door is occupied! Everyone stand back!"
Angry Lady: "Not today, asshole!"
"Special" Guy: "OCCUPIED! OCCUPIED! THIS DOOR IS OCCUPIED! MOVE BACK!"
Angry Lady: "No, retard! I ain't goin' anywhere! You push me around every damn morning and I'm getting tired of it. You push me one more damn time and I'm going to tear you apart and feed you to the pigeons!"
- Purple Line
-- Submitted by Chuck