Friday, July 28, 2006


(Walking out of washroom)

Suit: "Why do you keep using the handicapped button to open the damn bathroom door?!"

Button pusher: "I'm not touching that door handle!"

Suit: "Why not? You didn't wash your fucking hands anyway! Now you've contaminated the button as well as the handle!"

- Sears Tower

-- Submitted by Lou the Jew

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