(Guy tries to get off the elevator, but a rush of people block the exit.)
Guy: "Why is it that every fucking time I try to get off an elevator, you fat slobs can't wait three seconds to push your way on? Do I look like a freaking shadow? Am I paper thin enough to go through your elephant army? Last one in busts the weight limit!!!!! Assholes."
- Leo Burnette Building
-- Submitted by Goober