World Traveller: "...but it's going real good. In fact, we're having a contest to see who does better, me or them. If they win, I'm taking them and their families on a trip. Probably to the Turks and Caicos.
Guy: "Turkish chaos? Where the hell is that?"
World Traveller: "Turks and Caicos. They're islands in the West Indies."
Guy: "The West Indies? Who are you, Columbus?"
- Near Belmont and Damen
-- Submitted by Demetri